Monday, October 20, 2014

Fired Walmart worker farts next to manager and customers for revenge



I was leaving Walmart the other day after I just bought a hemorrhoid pillow. When I was passing the last check stand I noticed a manager arguing with a young employee.  The only thing I caught was the young person saying "Your just saying that cause your old." to the manager. I guess that pissed him off so he said "Get the hell out of hear your through you little piss ant!" Essentially firing the young worker. What's weird is that you couldn't tell if the worker was a guy or girl. 
Then I was surprised when the 'it' worker pulled down his or her pants and let out a big ripping fart as revenge for being fired, Then ran away laughing and pulling up its pants, leaving the manager and some busy body old customers to suffer in the cloud. I heard a couple moans of disgust from the crowd. Then the manager yelled to the fired worker "You'll pay for that!" Then picked up the phone with a pissed of tomato red face and called someone.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

sources for walmart stories

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walmart drawception
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walmart google news
johnny ryan vice google images
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people of walart > stories
walmart youtube
the experience project
dilbert
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where to read funny stories about walmart other than people of walmart?
I like buy garbage pail kids at walmart. do you?
i said the wrong thing at interview
my dog bit, I trained my dog to attack fat ugly people
walmart built next to sewage plant
took huge dump in handy capped stall
i crashed customer car into guard railing
I couldn't get job anywhere because they want me to be up beat. I told customer
she had terible fashion style
go on review sites and act like you couldn't figure product out and its all
someone or the products falt




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I have always prided myself on being a good driver. I have had my license for about a month now. I have always said that everyone else on the road is an idiot for driving so bad. I call them clowns. When someone was driving the speed limit or slowing down at a yellow light when they had plenty of time to just zoom thru it I would yell out the window “Clown!“ as I sped past them. . Anyway, I just got hired in the automotive station to help change peoples oil. The manager must have a thing for me because that is were I wanted to work and that’s what I got. Anyway this lady brought her car in to have the oil changed. She went in to sign the paper work and to do shopping while she waited. The mechanic that had been working there for a while gave me her keys and told me to drive the car into the garage. Long story short they called the lady back a few minutes later cause I had crashed the car into the guard rail just outside the big garage entrance. Do I have to worry about being sued or is there a way to get Walmart to take the fall?






 






I have always prided myself on being a good driver. I have had my license for about a month now. I have always said that everyone else on the road is an idiot for driving so bad. I call them clowns. When someone was driving the speed limit or slowing down at a yellow light when they had plenty of time to just zoom thru it I would yell out the window “Clown!“ as I sped past them. . Anyway, I just got hired in the automotive station to help change peoples oil. The manager must have a thing for me because that is were I wanted to work and that’s what I got. Anyway this lady brought her car in to have the oil changed. She went in to sign the paper work and to do shopping while she waited. The mechanic that had been working there for a while gave me her keys and told me to drive the car into the garage. Long story short they called the lady back a few minutes later cause I had crashed the car into the guard rail just outside the big garage entrance. Do I have to worry about being sued or is there a way to get Walmart to take the fall?

Monday, February 10, 2014

Is this really that bad?


I was in walmart, and I had to use the bathroom, but couldnt find it so I ended up shitting my pants and it made a loud sound and smelt. I was in a crowded isle and blamed it on an old fat women and walked away. Was it that bad?

Family makes Walmart deal with problem family member

My buddy Matt works as a janitor at the local Wal-Mart. One time the toilet clogged in the bathroom and people just kept using the toilet anyway until it was almost filled to the top. I was in the last stall taking a dump and I heard my buddy Matt come in to fix the problem of the clogged toilet. I said "Matt is that you?" He said "Yeah I have to fix this problem." He walked up to the problem toilet and was surprised "What the...! People keep taking a sh*t in here! Dam it!" he said. I just thought that was funny.


Then one time he had to go clean the family restroom because someone got sh*t all over the floor and wiped it on the walls. He told me that there was a retarded guy who lived it the trailer park next door. His family wouldn't let him crap at home because of the mess he makes so they tell him he has to go into Walmart to do it. Ha! I just think that is hilarious My buddy Matt has to deal with this guys mess and his own family doesn't.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Guy dreams about hanging out in Walmart with friends with rave like atmosphere

If your dreaming about being in Walmart with all your friends I'm guessing you have hung out there in the past or like hanging out there. If that is the case you are just like me. I love hanging at walmart. I'd say the bouncy room represents the cheap fun plastic aspect walmart portrays, which is what I like about it.

Walmart will hire anybody

I was homeless in seattle and was at the local Walmart. I wore a hood so I guess that made me look homeless. I was getting water refills from the pop machine and the security guard came down and accused me of getting soda refills. He didn't apologize or get fired when I showed him it was just water. He was an example of some of the idiots they hire at walmart.